by Satoshi Nakamoto
The long awaited volume from Satoshi Nakamoto, renowned polymath and creator of Bitcoin is finally here! Printed on a brilliant white paper, The Official Bitcoin Coloring Book* is packed with unique, right-brain insights into this revolutionary digital currency. Whether you are a novice investor, expert cryptocurrency trader, or hodlr, discover the relaxation and inner calm that is proof of the coloring work, the zen state that can help you to capitalize on Bitcoin’s tremendous potential. As a special bonus, it also contains intriguing clues to a cache of priceless Bitcoin treasure that Nakamoto is purported to have “buried” online.
Remember this cryptic quote from Nakamoto: “There is more to the art of coloring than meets the eye. Quite a bit more.”
THE OFFICIAL BITCOIN COLORING BOOK is *Blockchain Verified and 100% Gluten Free.
No internet connection, graphics card, or external power source required.
PRAISE FOR THE OFFICIAL BITCOIN COLORING BOOK
“There is nothing I enjoy better than lounging in my silk robe with a tumbler of 18 year old Lephraud single malt and The Official Bitcoin Coloring Book. I do the actually coloring work of course, while my (ahem) assistant keeps a disciplined eye on my progress. She’s there to make darned sure I stay well within the lines. And do I ever. Absolutely intoxicating.”
––Diamond James, CEO, J.P. Morgain
“I’m a huge fan of Satoshi’s work, especially his new Official Bitcoin Coloring Book, and I think it’s a must for everyone in the crypto space. I bought a copy, then eye-scanned it and cached in my visual cortex. I do the coloring work virtually, in the background. I like how it frees that part of my brain from distractions, so I can focus on the important stuff like scaling Etheorum better and making it even more difficult to understand. But that’s just me.”
––Vitallike Buttering, programming wunderkind and creator of the Etheorum blockchain platform
“Everyone knows I built my fortune by reading boring footnotes in boring financial reports, and making boring investments in boring companies. It’s taken a long boring lifetime, but it has finally paid off. Now, other people spend hours reading my boring footnotes. And some even pay millions to watch me eat lunch and bore them about topics like compound interest. So this Bitcoin business really gets my goat. Some of these young fellows are getting very rich, very fast, without being boring at all. It irks me. Especially the Lambos. I’ve always secretly wanted one, but when your whole life is predicated on being folksy and predictable . . well, a Huracán Performante is just not an option. So the Official Bitcoin Coloring Book has been a godsend for me. I work on it privately in my wood-paneled den and daydream about a different life, away from pinstriped suits and actuarial tables. And I’m not usually one to boast, but I have gotten pretty good at this coloring business. Right now, I’m sticking with the one color I know best––black. But soon . . .”
––Buffet Warden, billionaire investor and Chairman of the Bored, Blandshire Haffling
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64 Pages | 8.5 x 11
COMPUTERS & TECHNOLOGY/ CRYPTOCURRENCIES / HUMOR